“A little about me” --> I used to find myself strangely fascinating. Now, I’m pretty sure I’m just strange.
I’m 27 and live in Scottsdale with my husband & best friend (to clear up any confusion: Husband=Cole, while Best Friend=Sophie, my dog. I can’t wait to get in big trouble for this “fun fact”). I am currently sharing space, and my pants, with a tiny munchkin growing in my belly. I’ve aged 20 years in the last 3… my Friday nights consist of me laying on my new reclining sofa and watching Dateline & 20/20 with my husband. If I get home anytime after 8pm I’m pissed because I’ve missed the beginning to the murder mystery and I will curse the Dateline Gods. I partake in that whole “Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond if I have time” ordeal – unfortunately, it’s a fact of life… and growing up. At least now I get to switch it up a bit and add Buy Buy Baby/Babies R Us to the mix (insert your feelings of jealousy here).
77% of my day is spent daydreaming: lately I’ve been writing a fantastic novel about my “real life”, that causes mass hysteria like Twilight. It is then picked up and turned into a movie, where I am cast as the lead role and play myself (obviously), opposite Ryan Reynolds (oh heyyy Ryan).
The other 33% of my day I’m indulging in Hollywood gossip, pizza, cupcakes, and the exhilarating feeling of unbuttoning my pants. 
